They work half as hard and cost 4X as much, but if you don't hire them, they'll sue you.

A segment of the 7/19/2017 episode of TFM 42O.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/women-times-likelier-men-ill-work-article-1.2678091

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/high-court/army-captain-who-lost-out-on-promotion-due-to-maternity-leave-awarded-824-000-1.3155271?mode=amp

Intro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock.